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Britney's Less Than Impressive "Comeback"

So this obviously isn't a "Celebrity Gossip" blog by any means, but I've been glancing at a few of my favorites lately for pure entertainment, and noticing that Britney is doing a very poor job of making a "comeback".

So you made the biggest mistake of your life and married some wigger schmuck who has super sperm powers and accidently got knocked up a couple times. Ok, we forgive you.

You let him suck all of your money up for years while attempting to help promote his horrific lack of musical skills. We forgive you.

I mean love is blind right?

We feel sorry for you that the press is constantly on your back ridiculing you're every move as a mother, we sense that your poor Louisianian arse is merely trapped and that you've got downhill.

You finally dump the idiot and you make your reappearance onto the scene with who???? The worst person to possibly hang out with during this time? None other than Paris effing Hilton?

I really want to know who is Britney's PR rep and who said "I think a great way to get you back into the public eye and have you back on your feet is to hang out with a superficial slore such as Paris whist also allowing the media to get a great glimpse of your butt." Who advises her? Doesn't her southern mannered mother give her some advice? Not only that --- she's dressing like a 2 bit prostitute everywhere she goes. I mean I know she lost weight, but what is she - Mariah Carey now?

I'm quite confused as her lack of proper decision making these days. I mean c'mon. I had pity for her, now I think she' s making herself out to be even worse.

I wonder if she remembers that there's two babies just hanging out at home. I mean I know she needs a break, but do it with shopping, or go hang out with the much less destructive A-lister - Katie Holmes or something. You'd get the same amount of publicity without being wasted and showing your entire business to the world.

Due to the excessive time spent with Paris, she's even finding herself getting in the middle of the Paris/Lindsay fued. Who needs that? You're a soon-to-be divorcee with 2 kids! Let's get with it....

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I'm truly glad that Fed-Ex is out of the picture and she should be celebrating, but not like this.

A mess I'll tell you - a mess. I'm a bit dissapointed in her...Oh Britney, when will you learn?