It's been nearly a year since I've posted on this completely erratic and not so cleverly written blog.
I've never made it about myself...in fact I've written randomly about thoughts and bullshit that popped into my head from time to time. I never knew much about blogging, RSS feeds or anything of that nature and never marketed my blog in any way, shape or form but still had a decent turn out for someone who just simply slapped up a blog with little knowledge. I have so much updating to do on this piece o' crap blog that after a long day...I have no desire to do any of it right now.
In the last year, much has changed and I want to write this blog from a different perspective - I just need to figure out which perspective.
I've lived and volunteered in Africa within the past year, am expecting a little angel in two months and now work in the internet marketing field - which I'm still learning much about on a day to day basis. Some of me wishes I was instantly one of those "gurus" that knew a lot about the subject so I could write plenty and be well respected....however, that will certainly NOT occur for quite sometime so I will just continue to share a bit of my zany personality through this blog. Again, I must find a focus. Any ideas? You let me know.... should it be a personal blog (my life is one hell of a story)? Industry blog? General blog? What? My thoughts and rants are too random these days...
Until then...here's a website with some rather brilliant/offensive/awkward/sarcastic e-cards. - SomeECards.com
And here are a few of the million ecards that I enjoy:
Ok, so I came across something on Digg.com -- it was a blog with supposedly the 13 best SNL commercials of all time. Only the list was pitiful. I watched about 7 of them and laughed at one. We all know Saturday Night Live has gone downhill since previous years, so not all of their commercials are truly that funny. This guy that posted - lacked true humor it seemed.
*Note there were several others that I could not embed.. I will try list them at the bottom.
Here is MY list (in no particular order).
What are the jeans every Mom should own for soccer games? PTA meetings? Bake Sales? Oh! That's right! Mom Jeans!
Is your dog acting up? Diss your dog! They'll learn quickly!
You're a busy beautiful woman! You need to stay on top of things while simultaneously keeping your hair looking fresh, smoothe and healthy! What's the solution? Tressant Supreme!
Mmmm. Gay? Like Beer? Love kickin' it at the poolside with buff men? Schmitt's Gay! The perfect beer for you!
Anxiety ridden? Nervous that your child may be leaning towards the "other side?" Take Homocil!
Want a stylish car with good suspension? One that you can trust to give you a nice smoothe ride? Choose the Royal Deluxe II!
Grandma worrying about those sudden bathroom urges? Convince her to get these!
Don't let your baby suffer the humiliation of infant baldness. Get him a baby toupee!
- This isn't a commercial parody but it's a recent short Amy Poehler did. Priceless.
Gotta love it.